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blindedbyrainbows:hidings:romantics:eagerblood:
Why He’s Hot
- His catch phrase “I’M READY!!!!!!!!!” is the biggest turn on
- He has a pet snail! Talk about being a badass.
- This hot bitch started the thick rimmed glasses trend.
- He’s a jelly fisher? That’s fucking hot! Screw soccer players, I’m moving on to this fly bitch.
- He’s a fry cook! As a woman, I’ll never have to resort back to the kitchen when this hunk of a man can fry me some food all day long.






